Recipe for a Bad Hair Day
12 weeks since last haircut
7 degrees fahrenheit
35 miles per hour winds
1 fleece hat
6 hours in ponytail and visor (best if started while hair is still damp)
If starting the day before: add hairspray to touch.
My conclusion? Truly bad hair is most reliably attained in conjunction with the certainty of being photographed. Make sure there's going to be a videographer present.