The Space Between My Peers: How Not To Be An April Fool

The Space Between My Peers

From the bottom of the fashion food chain ...

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Location: The Great Northwest

I'm a home-schooling, bible-believing SAHM with an annual clothing budget of about $500 American. The Space Between My Peers reveals my secret passion: analysis of the art and science of what to wear.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

How Not To Be An April Fool

Rule #1: Make your face the focal point of every outfit.

Rule #2: Always dress like yourself, in the situation you are in.

Rule #3: Never wear anything that takes alot of effort to be functional (or makes you walk stupid).

There are many other rules. The good news: your individual idiom defines your compliance to them.

2 Comments:

Anonymous KRiSTOPHER DUKES said...

Rule #4: Never wear less than 4" heels, accessorize with a soy latte that costs less than $7, or less than carefully dishevel your hair.

7:23 PM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

Hmmm. It takes a special person to be able to do both #3 and #4; that is, to wear 4" heels without walking stupid. Thankfully, we are now in the idiom-driven compliance zone. I'm not that special.

Did you know that you can get a whole tube of latte cups and lids for $7? That kind of make-it-yourself accessorizing fits my skill level better than knitting or jewelry-making.

2:07 PM  

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