Why I Won't Be Wearing Mascara Today
It's spring. It's gardening season. Yesterday was a beautiful day here in the Great Northwest. Nothing beats cuticle oil for dry, crusty gardening fingers.
I should've seen it coming. For a moment I didn't see much. In case you're wondering, cuticle oil in the eyes doesn't hurt; but it would be a suitable make-up remover. Everything's a little blurry.