Why I Won't Be Wearing Mascara Today

It's spring. It's allergy season. It's a beautiful day here in the Great Northwest. Thinking I'd be smart and use my Similisan Allergy eye drops, I reached into the medicine cabinet ...

It's spring. It's gardening season. Yesterday was a beautiful day here in the Great Northwest. Nothing beats cuticle oil for dry, crusty gardening fingers.

I should've seen it coming. For a moment I didn't see much. In case you're wondering, cuticle oil in the eyes doesn't hurt; but it would be a suitable make-up remover. Everything's a little blurry.