The Space Between My Peers: Who's Ann Coulter's Stylist?

The Space Between My Peers

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I'm a home-schooling, bible-believing SAHM with an annual clothing budget of about $500 American. The Space Between My Peers reveals my secret passion: analysis of the art and science of what to wear.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Who's Ann Coulter's Stylist?

I picked on the liberals, now I'm picking on the conservatives. Fair's fair.

Speaking of Timeless, Traditional, Classic, Preppy, Conservative, & Simple, here is a person who may well be suited to those type of clothes. But what manner of clothing is this? An old lady swimsuit? And speaking of suits, what would be wrong with being pictured in a high-authority business suit?

Since I don't actually read Ann Coulter, I couldn't tell you whether Timeless fits her personality or not; so I shall simply deal with the book cover as I have magazines in the past.

The obvious:

  • The out-of-balance neckline is not only less-than-modest, it makes a pretty face look boring.
  • The all black is also heavy and boring, not at all supported by her natural coloring.
  • And one more thing: I don't mean this bad, but she's kinda bony looking. Allow me to re-phrase that; she has a great smooth, straight, linear thing going on. Nothing wrong with that, but it looks more natural with stiffer, crispier fabrics. Drapy fabrics contrast with a skeletal body type to create drama. Or else they just plain look wrong.

My suggestion: a pretty boat neck sheath; but rather than the ubiquitous black, how about navy? Creates a patriotic color scheme for the cover, as well.

Hey guess what? Yep, you guessed it: I picked up a dress just like that (Alfani, perfect condition, size 6), this Monday, at Value Village, for $1. Anybody interested?

2 Comments:

Blogger Charity Grace said...

You aren't the only one who thinks Ann needs a stylist. Awhile back I read this on the (unfortunately) now defunct blog Nykola.

http://www.nykola.com/archives/000650.html

Right on Rebecca...

7:54 AM  
Blogger Wendy said...

Rebecca,

It does seem like she's dressed to lead an exercise video!

4:34 PM  

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